I Have No Regrets, But Have My Days With Doubt

"Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass."
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I literally want to carve every angry thought and feeling into my skin fuck everything and everyone i want to jump off of a building

theheirsofdurin:

I need help with this giant hairy thing!

(Source: captain-flint)

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policygal:

meladoodle:
meladoodle:
meladoodle:
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

sparklycycletaco:

001. 002. 003.
004. 005. 006.
007. 008. 009.

EACH NEW ONE I LOOKED AT MADE TGE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD GET LOUDER I NEED THEM ALL FUCK

shootmeadub:

As she should have

(Source: 1overjordan24)

alrightanakin:

plasticcyborg:
anakinchristensen:
Call palpatine and the firemen
@alrightanakin
I hate Everything

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rainbowbarnacle:

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chloereneeeee:
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
How do you know a soprano is at your door?
She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in
Originally posted by penultimxte