I DID EVERYTHING I DID. I CAN'T CHANGE THAT.

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davejade:

it went from plastic to metal

coricrossing:

rochejii:

Where do Reese and Cyrus get all their money???
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thats probs why hes asleep all the time. too stressed out from reese

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

unluckycharmxo:

stingraye:

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

misfitsims:

There’s a horse in my sims’ town that has been walking backwards for HOURS, and he won’t stop…

I’m not sure if this creepy or hilarious.

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis